A pun for Tanzania? You bet! Read on at your peril. Here are some additions to the list: After the economic down turn, it was a po' land. When the taxi driver drives off leaving the Cockney short-changed, he shouted, "'e jipped me!" If you are introducing your friend, Anna, to some guy whose name you don't know, say, "Guy, Anna." I went on a boat ride with my friend, Wanda, but it was no fun because I had to keep yelling, "Row, Wanda!" The Spanish-speaking, glass-bottle-only person's reply when being offered a beverage in an aluminum container, "Can? Nada." If it rains goats and sheep, you get baaa rain. They named the new health club after the founder of the telephone, The Alexander Graham Bell Gym. When an infant descendent of Martyn Lloyd-Jones cries, he wails. There's a new herbal cooking craze - rue mania.