(Update: See postscript at the end of the post.) Dear Darth Vader: I hope this finds you in relatively good health, all things considered, and trust that the spring pollen has not had a detrimental effect upon your breathing apparatus. But lest I be sidetracked by lesser subjects, let me get to the point of my correspondence. This meme came across my Twitter feed a week or so ago, and I wanted to thank you for the good laugh from this clever mash-up. Well done, sir! But at the risk of being force-choked, I would respectfully disagree with your understanding of Reformed Baptists. Anabaptists aren't our fathers. If you search church history, you will find this to be true. Reformed Baptists can trace their origins to English Puritan separatists in the 17th century. In fact, the Philadelphia Baptist Confession of Faith , printed by Benjamin Franklin in 1742, was nearly identical to the 1689 Second London Baptist Confession, thus American Reformed Baptists share the same herit...