What if the Lord of the Rings had been written by... Gilbert and Sullivan by archerx: I am the very model of the modern heir of Elendil I aid the bearer of the ring whose really not an Underhill I woo the elven damsel and.. The army incorporeal, I am the very model of the modern heir of Elendil! Charles Schultz by akapoetry: It was a dark and stormy night. The Nazgul jumped out from behind the bush. "BOO!" he yelled. (Wow! That's scary!) Jane Austen by WarrenROP: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a chubby hobbit in possession of a magic ring must be in want of a volcano. "My dear Mr Baggins," said his wizard to him one day, "have you heard that the Dark Tower is let again at last?" Mr Baggins replied that he had not. "But it is," returned the wizard; "for the Lady Galadriel has just been here, and she told me all about it." Mr Baggins made no answer. "Do you not want to know who has ...