American Idiosyncrasies

"The list of American idiosyncrasies could go on: the American penchant for men's shoes with tassels (which, I am thankful, have no counterpart in Britain); the post-colonial idea that a sausage on a lollipop stick is edible; and the constitutional right to eat cheese delivered from an aerosol can without government interference. Freedom is surely a wonderful thing."

From "Messiahs Pointed to the Door" in Fools Rush In Where Monkeys Fear to Tread by Carl Trueman, P&R Publishing, 2012, pg. 17.